Meet Carl 'Big Boy' Carrot, fresh from my veg patch, and complete with carefully maintained punk hairdo. When not entertaining Mrs Carrot, he loves nothing better than reclining on a bed of kitchen paper in the warm autumn sun. He remains blissfully unaware that a pan of boiling water will be his ultimate doom, and that his large appendage will almost certainly drop off as he softens.
So enjoy it while you can, my orange friend. We're rooting for you.
Oh my! Hahaha - I must stop laughing to type! Thank you for bringing a smile to my face!
ReplyDeleteMelissa xx
Wonderful giggle for a Sunday morning....thanks for sharing this with us. Hugs x
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Poor Mr Carrot. That boiling water will certainly take the smile off his face.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that's so funny! That brightened up my Sunday afternoon!! xx
ReplyDeleteScrolling through the blog entries and I find THIS, PMSL, made me laugh - thank you x
ReplyDeleteDid it scream when you pulled it up?
ReplyDeleteJust to let you know that poor Carl passed away yesterday evening. Every bit of him was truly delicious - apart from his hair, which was removed prior to his demise and reverently placed in the compost bin to the strains of Never Mind The Bollocks.
ReplyDeleteRIP, Carl 'Big Boy' Carrot.
RIP Carl. You had real balls, for a carrot ...
ReplyDelete"to the strains of Never Mind The Bollocks."
ReplyDelete- A tad insensitive, surely?
As a die-hard punk, it was his favourite album, Kate.
ReplyDeleteOh I say................hahahahahahahaha :):):)
ReplyDeleteOoooo-er , missus ! That's brought the colour to my cheeks !
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha. Love it! Thanks for the laugh. :)
ReplyDeletemay his memory live on!
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